King:

Who does thee behead?

Without my permission I think not!

I shall SMITE thee for his disrespect!

Then,

I shall call upon my fairest knights to ship you of to the darkest side of Verona!

Where the sky is brown everyday and no water to spare!

Does thou ever TRY to rescue you thee,

He shall suffer the same fate.

But alas, this is only a warning to thee,

For the real punishment is a sorry sight.

Now, who dare goes against the king's orders?

ADVISER!

Adviser:

Sir, may you spare thee

For he has not done anything wrong?

King:

( spits on adviser)

What does thou think this is?

A land of democracy?

If the king says Peter McBride has done the felony

Then he has!

Shall I explain AGAIN, what happens to thou who disrespects the king?

Adviser:

No, King James,

You do not have to.

BUMP!
King:

Who dares to burst open the royal doors!

Boy:

Twas me.

Henry Novice the 3rd.

King:

Henry, Henry,Henry.

You must have a most excellent reason to burst open my doors!

Henry Novice:

Twas I,

Who had beheaded an innocent man.

My peers and I were only fiddling around and I —–

King:

I DON'T CARE!

Guards!

Henry Novice:

SIR!

PLEASE!

King:

Off with his head!

. . . .

The end.