Warning: shounenai/ boyxboy
Positively Mad Ch. 3
Act one, scene three
Enter Alice stage right
Alice: (looks around) Well, I suppose I'm in Wonderland...cool! It beats hanging around with Bella all day. I wish I could rub this in her face! Although she probably wouldn't believe me...Damn it!
Enter Cheshire cat
Cheshire: Little girl, little girl, what are you doing here?
Alice: I'm chasing that son-of-a-bitch White rabbit. Know where he is?
Cheshire: Maybe I do, perhaps I don't.
Alice points sword at Cheshire's throat
Alice: I asked a question cat, I expect an answer.
Stage light goes out. Creepy Cheshire grin in background
Cheshire: Now, now, no need to get angry. Perhaps I can help you.
Alice: (takes out sword and spin around trying to find Cheshire) Why would you help me?
Cheshire: I'm bored, and you seem interesting. Now then, do you want my help or not?
Alice:...Very well then.(sheaths sword)
Lights come back on. Cheshire appears in front of Alice
Cheshire: Alrighty then. Let's go on an adventure!
Cheshire: Yay! Adventure!
Alice: Cheshire, I think this is going to be the start of a long lasting friendship.
Cheshire: Indeed. What did Rabbit do to you anyway?
Alice: He spoiled Death Note.
Cheshire: THE BASTARD!
Alice: I know!
Cheshire: Let's go beat his ass!
Exit Alice and Cheshire
Enter Gabe( typing on couch)
Gabe:...Poor White Rabbit. You have two obsessed psychos after you.
Gabe: ( shouting) Come in!
Brian: How's my favourite writer friend?
Gabe:Fine. How's my favourite psychotic nut-job?
Brian: Good, the pills still suck but good.
Gabe: What's the diagnosis this time?
Gabe: Well, you are obsessively neat.
Brian: Am not!
Gabe:( looks up) You tried to alphabetise my bedroom!
Brian:...It's my way of saying I love you?
Gabe: Aw, I love you too. (stands up and grabs Brian) But seriously. Don't. Touch. My. Stuff!
Brian: ( takes a step backwards) G-got it.
Gabe: ( lets Brian go) Good.
Brian: ( plops down on couch) Let me read!
Gabe: Here. ( hands over laptop)
Brian: ( scans screen)
Gabe: Gee, thanks.
(Sounds of arguing)
End of Act One, Scene Three