I woke up that day at early dawn
The sky and my future looked oh so dark
I was tired of being a little pawn
On the world, I wanted to leave a mark
It turned into a lovely bright warm day
So out there in the pastures I went walking
The leaves on the trees waved at me, it was May
I could hear the animals softly talking
That was when I saw those creatures of delight
They were so much more beautiful than any
A mix of purest cream and darkest night,
So very large, so luscious, so many!
What could possibly be more beautiful than a cow?
I could find nothing more charming now.
Ah! The sweet Beauty of a cow!
So very big and oh so very round,
More lovely than any silly old sow
Over lush clover fields they do bound
If only cows were all I could see,
Then maybe happiness I could find
Oh how very perfect it would be!
To leave those silly two-leggers behind!
Such very large yet perfectly soft noses
And those amazing full pink utters
They do not smell quite like sweet roses,
But we all know they make the best butters
All the things that make them so Bovine
To me alone makes them unbelievably Divine.
Such a well bred herd was never before seen
But there was one heifer that stood out
She looked proud and magnificent like a queen
Such sleek flanks and a perfectly formed snout
Her glory took all my breath away
At her fine figure I couldn't help but gaze
I hoped she would be all mine someday
And each day I could watch her peacefully graze
Maybe then my life could be complete
Free from all those feelings of pain and stress
All day we would just dance and constantly eat
All we would have to deal with would be the mess
Oh! My gorgeous little heifer, dear
Life would be as delicious as whipped cream if you were always near.