My eyes would rather bleed,

My nose would rather break.

My head is like a great balloon

Drowned and half awake.


My temples hurt from sneezing

My throat is sore as well

My brain is deep fried gummy bears

It's a curse on me from hell!


I cannot look at that flower

I cannot stand under the tree

The grass, it haunts me all the time

They aren't so harmless to me!


Sometimes I feel like screaming,

Sometimes I want to die

I overdose on Zyrtec pills

Just to survive the night.


Oh allergies, allergies,

Why must thou bother me?

Even during prom season

Please spare me finals week!