My eyes would rather bleed,

My nose would rather break.

My head is like a great balloon

Drowned and half awake.

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My temples hurt from sneezing

My throat is sore as well

My brain is deep fried gummy bears

It's a curse on me from hell!

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I cannot look at that flower

I cannot stand under the tree

The grass, it haunts me all the time

They aren't so harmless to me!

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Sometimes I feel like screaming,

Sometimes I want to die

I overdose on Zyrtec pills

Just to survive the night.

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Oh allergies, allergies,

Why must thou bother me?

Even during prom season

Please spare me finals week!