So, I found this document in my boyfriend's Mac today. It's by his ex-girlfriend from two years ago. I thought it was so cute, I should post it here. I don't want this story to disappear when my boyfriend restores his Mac (which he's planning on doing.) Anyway, if you know me personally, don't tell my boyfriend I did this. I think it's cute, but when you read it can you blame me? lol
Once upon a time
There lived a handsome prince. This prince was no ordinary prince; he had a heart of gold, the bravery of a lion, and the wits of a philosopher. He was very loved by all who crossed paths with him; the only thing he was missing was a princess to love. He met princesses from all over the land, but he never liked any of them.
One day a new princess arrived on the prince's land, one he had never of. She was everything he imagined and more. He spent days and days with her and soon he was in love. He went out and bought the most beautiful ring, and was going to ask for her hand, but sadly he found out that it wasn't so easy. The princess had a curse, if he wanted her hand he would have to prove himself to be a man and he would have to free her by fighting the dragon and thus showing that he really wants her. But there is a catch, if he fails to defeat the dragon he will never see the princess ever again.
The prince spent a week getting ready to defeat the dragon. He was not going to lose! He mounted his horse and began the long road towards his one true love. He rode day and night and would only stop to eat and drink. After 4 days he finally reached the cave where the dragon slept, right under the tower. He dismounted his horse, grabbed his sword and carefully took a few steps towards the cave, he listened in but he heard nothing. Getting confident, he strutted into the cave only to quickly run out followed by a fireball. This was going to be a sticky situation.
He took out his long sword and started attempting to injure the dragon, but it seemed that it had the upper hand every time. The prince was quickly getting exhausted. Until a small table came out of the room where the princess was staying, and briefly distracting the dragon. The prince quickly ran to the dragon, reeled his arm back, took one might jump and drove his sword through the dragon's heart, thus defeating the dragon, only to look up and see his princess's smiling face. He ran through the tower all the way to the top, he held the love of his life in his arms, got down on one knee
And proposed, the princess was speechless and frantically nodded her head while tears were streaming down her face. The prince slipped the ring on her finger and kissed her deeply and passionately. The princess soon moved into the prince's palace. Many months passed and everyone loved her, while she may have been a princess she was raised with morals and taught how hard a man will work for those he loves. She was caring of everyone, she even helped the servants clean and cook. The prince could not be happier, he loved her so much and she loved him too.
They soon wed it was a glorious day. The prince stood up on the altar waiting for his princess, the groom's men walked in, then the bride's maids, and at last, the wedding march started, adorable Alyssa skipped up the altar spreading rose pedals, followed by his beautiful princess. She was a sight, he had never seen anything more beautiful than her, and he could not even contain the smile that escaped onto his face, that goofy smile that she loved so much. She slowly walked up until she was in front of him and handed her bouquet to the maid of honor. And so the Capitan began to marry them.
The now king and queen traveled far away to the beach for their honeymoon. The prince was sure surprised when his princess actually wore a bathing suit. He was so happy, they spent the next few weeks enjoying themselves and lounging around the beach. They were in paradise. But alas, it had to come to an end. Upon their return they were greeted with joy and great cheer. They were so pleased to see their home once again. For the next couple of months everything was uneventful, the king went about doing his duties and the queen still helped everyone she could.
The king was one day strolling the gardens making sure everything was perfect for his anniversary, when suddenly a dark cloud covered the castle and lightning stroke, then a scream could be heard, he ran towards the castle and was greeted by a servant saying someone has stolen his queen and the only way to save her is to resign from being king, if not she would be murdered. The king screamed in agony. He grabbed his sword and jumped on his horse and followed the dark cloud, he reached the lair where the villain hid, and entered in a mad rage.
He ran in and screamed "Michelle!" he quickly turned around when he heard his wife scream "Scott!" He ran around the corner and untied her, then the villain appeared, he tried to attack the king but he ducked out of the way. The queen tried to fight the villain but it was futile then the king came out and killed the villain. He picked up his queen and carried her outside to the horse, and then they went home. The king immediately had heavier security in the palace and had more people around his wife at all times. Years went by and everything was quiet, until they found out the queen was pregnant.
The king was so happy he told the whole town, personally. Over the next nine months they did everything they possibly could to prepare for this baby. They were so excited, and when it came into this world they named their beautiful baby girl Elizabeth. The whole town cheered when baby Lizzie was introduced. The happy parents watched over their daughter with love and care, and they all lived happily ever after.
Happy 20th Birthday, I hope everything is completely perfect today. I love you so much, and I always will. You are my life and my soul. You are my everything, I love you! You are so perfect for me, I feel so empty when you're not with me. I love you! So here is a happy birthday to you in many languages
Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!
Eytyxismena Genethlia! or Chronia Pola!
Cantonese: Sun Yat Fai Lok!
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Fortuna dies natalis!
La Multi Ani!
Veels geluk met jou verjaarsdag!
Eid milaad saeed! or Kul sana wa inta/i tayeb/a! (masculine/feminine)
Parabéns a você! nesta data querida muitas felicidades e muitos anos de vida.
Hartelijk gefeliciteerd! or Van harte gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!
Vsechno nejlepsi k Tvym narozeninam!
Yom Huledet Same'ach!
Hau`oli la hanau!
Boldog szuletesnapot! or Isten eltessen!
Sdniom razhdjenia! or Pazdravliayu s dniom razhdjenia!
Grattis på födelsedagen
San leaz quiet lo!
Suk San Wan Keut!
Selamat Ulang Tahun!
Til hamingju med afmaelisdaginn!
Hau`oli la hanau!
Taredartzet shnorhavor! or Tsenund shnorhavor!
La-breithe mhaith agat!
Co` latha breith sona dhuibh!
Gilotcav dabadebis dges!
Selamat Hari Jadi!
Janma dhin ko Subha kamana!
Gratulerer med dagen!
Wszystkiego Najlepszego! or Wszystkiego najlepszego zokazji urodzin!
wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin
Feliz Aniversario! or Parabens!
Ravihi janmadinam aacharati!
Suba Upan dinayak vewa!
Grattis pŒ fšdelsedagen
Chuc Mung Sinh Nhat!
Dogum gunun kutlu olsun!
Janam Din ki badhai! or Janam Din ki shubkamnaayein!