Ever notice how all the new pop songs are about partying? Being a non-partyer, I find this somewhat disturbing. To prove that it takes very little brainpower to write such a song, I have penned my own party-pop song.
How hard can it be?
Party, Dance, Party, Club
By Marina Richardson (a non-partyer)
We aren't teenagers anymore
But we don't care when we hit the floor
We gonna dance, dance, dance
And romance and prance, prance
When we hit the cluuuuuuub!
We gonna dance tonight
So turn down that light
We're gonna feel alright
When we paartyy!
Nobody stop us now
This party's startin' now
Let's get up and down
We gonna drink till we can't spell I.Q.
'Cause it's fun when you can't think of nothin' else to do
But bounce, bounce and flounce, flounce
Spinnin' round and round and round
And get into that party fuuuuun!
I don't care who you are
Tonight you're gonna be a star
Tonight's all about the fun
You got worries? We got none!
We're feelin' dizzy on the floor
But we don't care. We want more!
We got nothin' else to do
But partyin' here with you
Singin' and dancin' in the cluuuuuub!
Repeat Chorus until beaten into the brains through the ears