I've been trapped in this tower for all of my eighteen years.

I've read a book about a princess named Rapunzel. That is, until the evil wizard Ian de Snape de Connito took all my books away. But that book reminded me of me.

I'm a princess trapped in a really high tower. I have crazy long blond hair.

Instead of having an evil witch for a stepmother that trapped me in the tower, it was Ian. We're not related, as far as I know. Not even by marriage.

Anyway, reading this one book gave me an idea. I'm going to escape this tower. I don't want to wait for a prince to come use my hair to help me escape. I'm going to do it myself.

I just hope the wizard doesn't catch on.