THE SUPER DEMENTED RANDOM STORY OF STUFF
This is the super demented random story of stuff.
It's really weird and probably won't make any sense.
Somewhere in the magical land of QWERTY, there was this guy. This guy was named Bob and he liked fish. So then he decided to eat broccoli. And the whole world was confused. But then some EEEEEEEEVIIIIL guy rose from the pit of DOOM.
"WHO DARES TO EAT BROCCOLI ON MY LAND?" he bellowed.
"Um, that would be me," Bob mumbled.
"YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!" the EEEEEEEEVIIIIL guy yelled.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bob wailed.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEES!" the EEEEEEEEVIIIIL guy yelled back.
This went on for about an hour. Then some random girl showed up and blew the EEEEEEEEVIIIIL guy's head off. Literally. She took a deep breath and blew his head off. Weird, right?
"Wtf?" Bob said.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" yelled the random guy that lives under your bed.
"GONNA ISN'T A WORD!" Bob yelled.
"YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS?" some random girl yelled.
"YES, IN FACT I AM!" Bob yelled back.
"WELL THEN YOU'RE A MORON!" the girl yelled back.
And the world died a banana-y death.
Fifty million years later…
A new world was created. The inhabitants were penguins. The only plants on the island were blue trees with exactly five pink leaves. One day a penguin named Poiuy climbed one of these trees. When he was at the top of the tree, he noticed there were six leaves on the tree. He freaked out and fell off the tree. Then a magical portal appeared. Poiuy fainted. A girl stepped out of the portal.
"Who is that moron?" the girl muttered to herself.
"That would be Poiuy," the creepy stalker guy in the corner.
"WAH! Who are you!" the girl exclaimed.
"I am the creepy stalker in the corner," he replied.
"But we're in the middle of a forest! There are no corners here!" the girl yelled, freaking out.
"That's the creepy part of it."
The next thing she knew, there was a banana on her face.