Unpleasantness

A Haiku

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The blood leaking from

my uterus is a gush-

ing, spewing fountain.

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I feel like a sick

Bloated cow with a worm gnaw-

ing my intestines.

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It almost makes me

Want to be a man-HA HA

Just kidding, fat chance.

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Seriously, though

This pain does not rock my socks

Where did I sign up?


A/N: Forgive me for this vent, but I need not tell you what time of the month it is for yours truly. I have no one to complain to in RL at the moment, alas, and in my pain-crazed head as I tried to sleep (to no avail) I started to wax poetical... take from it what you will, lol.