Gaya: Having a good time?
Me: Oh yeah! This club is simply… over-whelming.
Gaya: That it is. I'm Gaya, by the way.
Me: Such interesting name…
Gaya: It's a nick name, OK? Not the best one, but it's stuck.
Me: Trust me mate- you got it good.
Gaya: Hah. So- got a girlfriend?
Me: Couple of ones… Wait, stop. What?
Gaya: Oh. Well, it's a good thing I love challenges!
Me: Slow down, cowboy. What's this about a 'girlfriend'?
Gaya: Thank you! Finally a gay cutie guy comes my way…
Me: JIiubjihGYI Say what?
Gaya: Wanna make out?
Me: You're gay? Wait, cutie guy?
Gaya: Bi actually.
Gaya: I prefer males though…
Me: Look.. Gaya, I'm very much straight.
Gaya: You sure?
Me: Oh I am. Straight all the way.
Gaya: Bugger…. Have any cute gay friends?
Me: … You whore!
Gaya: What'd I do?
Me: So, how did you get suckered into this… 'heaven' on Earth?
Shadow: My mother thinks I'm a depressive, apathetic and quite non-normal teenager.
Me: Oh. Well, my thinks I never grew out the toddler phase.
Shadow: She thinks I'm going to commit suicide if I don't socialize more.
Me: Mine believes she'll commit a massacre if I don't behave more.
Shadow: Do you smoke?
Me: Sometimes. When I'm not around my mother.
Shadow: Me too. Do you consume alcohol?
Me: Red wine. Beer. Vodka. Ouzo too. Brandy sometimes.
Shadow: What about your school?
Me: It stands still I think.
Shadow: I meant how you think of it.
Me: The same as every other teenager; burn the bitch to the ground… As soon as possible.
Shadow: Wanna make-out?
Me: Oh bugger.
Vivi: I wanna have your babies.
Me: Do I know you?
Vivi: I live next door.
Vivi: We moved here two months ago.
Vivi: We have… Never mind that. I wanna have your babies.
Me: You're like… ten?
Vivi: Twelve actually. Why, you think I look younger?
Me: Listen kiddo; I'm sixteen.
Vivi: I know. My big brother attends the same school as you do.
Vivi: Yep- He also likes you, but I claimed you first.
Me: He likes me? What's his name?
Vivi: Focus. As I said, I wanna…
Me: Yeah I got it the first time. There might be problems with that..
Vivi: You're gay?
Me: Goddammit, I'm straight!
Vivi: Then I don't see…
Me: I'm a GIRL!
Vivi: That's unexpected.
Me: Right. Now, what did you say his name was?
Vivi: Forget it, he's gay.
Me: … Excuse me while I have a little talk with God.
Stephan: Hey there hot stuff…
Me; Oh God, not again…
Stephan: What's wrong with this chick?
Mom: Now, this is my friend Joanne and her daughter MJ.
MJ: I'm not carrot-top!
Me: Yes you are.
MJ: Then… Then… You're a potato-head!
Me: I'm no potato-head!
MJ: Yeah you are!
Me: Shut up, Carrot!
MJ: Make me, Potato!
Me: Mum! I wanna go home!
Mom: Shut up, sit down and behave.
Me: Shut up, Nerd.
MJ: I'm not…
MJ: … Sniff…
MJ: Scardy-cat .