Ode to Nessie

(To the tune of "Jingle Bells")

The Loch Ness Monster

Is a fearsome, scary, beast

That eats tourists

And dwells in water best

I have no more to say

So I'll skip to the chorus

Of this really random song,

So here I go right now!

Lo-och Ness, Lo-och Ness

Home of Ne-ess-ie!

That is all I have to say,

So don't swim in Loch Ness!