Inuit Jacques

Bonus Episode: Hey! I found a perfectly good episode title and- And I'm using this in the episode title aren't I?

VOICE OVER: Last episode, the Author quit. Because he sucks. He left to his secret hide out in Magic land. And because he's not there, Joe can talk. And people can hear him. Also, in the script, instead of MUTE in front of his lines, it's JOE. Because he's not a mute anymore. Get it? You should. Oh, and Jacques doesn't hate Joe anymore.

JACQUES: Did you really have to say that?

VOICE OVER: Yes I did. What if someone didn't read the last episode?

JACQUES: They could press the back button.

VOICE OVER: But-

JACQUES: Plus we really didn't need that wall of text.

JOE: He's right, out of place voice over.

VIEWER: C'mon. I have a brain.

VOICE OVER: I'm sorry…

KARA: It's to late for that. It's time for us to get to the plot.

VOICE OVER: Where should I go?

JACQUES: Anywhere that isn't here.

*FIVE SECONDS later*

JOE: We know you're pouting. It's not going to work on us.

VOICE OVER: Oh.

KARA: Well, let's get to the plot. Where do you think the Author is?

SPACE CORE: Space. SPACE. Space.

JACQUES: Damn! Get back to Skyrim!

*SPACE CORE goes to WHERE JACQUES JUST SAID*

JOE: Hm. Maybe he's in the only dark coloured thing here?

*EVERYONE suddenly notices THAT THING JOE POINTED OUT*

VOICE OVER: Convenient.

*Back to THE MAIN CAST*

JACQUES: You stole my line!

VOICE OVER: And your fourth wall breaking nitpicking stole my job! Wah! Wah!

JACQUES: Seriously. F k you.

JOE: Y'know, I think you said faak you.

KARA: A screw it. Let's just wait for the next episode.