Guidelines of an atheist

Use the lords name in vain whenever you feel like it

Ignore people who try to convert you

If you ever have to go to church it's okay to ignore the service and pick a chair in the back so you can sleep

Never try to convert a Christian

Celebrate Christmas and when someone asks you why you do tell them that you do and that there's no reason you can't

You can pretty much ignore Easter (not the island the holiday)

Feel free to make you own religion with your friends

Never feel obligated to tell people you're an atheist (you actually don't have to it's nobody's business but your own)

When friends and family get you a bible for your birthday of for Christmas… feel free to burn it and then curse them after they've gone

Be yourself not what anyone wants you to be.