Generic Building Block Guys

Episode 4

*MAN IN CAPE is FLYING through the SKY*

CAPE: Ah. I love just flying through the skies, narrating without someone needing my hel-

SOME OFF SCREEN LADY: HEEEEEELP!

CAPE: Oh no! Someone should call the police!

RANDOM CITIZEN: This box set didn't come with police!

CAPE: Yet it came with a faceless citizen?

RANDOM CITIZEN: They have a million of these. They just need to unload them.

CAPE: That sucks! Anyway, I need to help the stock lady character!

*SUPERHERO CAPE GUY flies away to save a LADY in the MOST ORIGINAL PLOT EVER*

*CAPE bursts through LADIES WINDOW*

LADY: !

CAPE: Don't worry, I'm a superhero!

LADY: Oh. That's okay then!

CAPE: What do you need my help with?

LADY: I've fallen and I can't get up!

CAPE: Isn't that an old lady thing?

LADY: I'm not very smart.

CAPE: Yay.

*OBVIOUSLY EVIL GUY breaks through STEREOTYPICAL BLONDE'S WALL*

CAPE: Gasp! My arch nemesis! Are you here to fight me?

EVIL: No! I'm here to… Kill you!

CAPE: C'mon. This would be the fifteenth time I died this year. I don't care.

EVIL: Oh yeah? What if I kill… That blonde girl!

LADY: Oh noes.

CAPE: Not Ms. Nameless Stereotype!

EVIL: Heh. Then come at me!

*CAPE punches EVIL GUY. This somehow doesn't break EVIL GUY'S BONES*

CAPE: Give up?

EVIL: No! NEVER!

CAPE: Why?

EVIL: What kind of supervillain gives up after the first punch?

CAPE: The kind you are, I assumed.

EVIL: Enough of this back and forth.

CAPE: Okay. Wanna get lunch or something-

EVIL: NO I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH GENERIC LAZER BEAMS!

CAPE: I'm invincible. Their really isn't any point to that-

EVIL: SHUT UP! I'M A FIRIN' MA LAZER! BLARGH!

*EVIL GUY takes out his LAZER BEAM OF INTERNET REFERNCES and SHOOTS IT*

CAPE: Ow.

EVIL: Well… Wanna go get that lunch?

CAPE: Why not?

*CAPE FLIES away*

EVIL: Wow. Thanks for waiting, Super Dick. I`m gonna take the bus.

*EVIL GUY walks out the HOLE he made. HE then realizes HE`S walking out THE FIFTH STORY OF A APARTMENT BUILDING*

EVIL: Damn you Looney Tunes effeeeeeeeect!

*TWO HOURS LATER*

*CAPE is SITTING at a TABLE. EVIL GUY walks up to HIM, tired*

CAPE: What took ya so long?

EVIL: And I'm the villain? You're a Super Dick

CAPE: Hey. You cemented yourself as a villain when you grew that twirly mustache. Plus, I HAVE a Super Dick.

EVIL: I didn't "grow" a mustache! I just lost my head and the only spare was one with a twirly 'stache!

CAPE: Heh. Like that was the only spare.

EVIL: Shut up.

CAPE: You shut up. Lets order! Waitress!

*AN AWKWARD SILENCE later*

CAPE: Yo. Waitress! Worlds most powerful hero here!

*GUESS WHAT KIND OF SILENCE HAPPENS*

EVIL: God! I'll help.

*EVIL GUY takes out SOME ORANGE RAY GUN THINGIE*

CAPE: What's that?

EVIL: It's a mind control ray! Isn't that obvious?

CAPE: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know the colour orange was the symbol for mind screws.

EVIL: Dick.

*EVIL GUY shoots STOCK SPUNKY WAITRESS CHARACTER with his ORANGE RAY GUN OF SUCKY MIND CONTROL CLICHES*

WAITRESS (M.C.): Can I take yer' order?

CAPE: I'd like… Fifteen pancakes, eighty strips of bacon, fifty of your cheeseburgers, trash-can meat, twelve sub sandwiches, and a coke. Diet. I need to consider my health.

WAITRESS: Ah. The American Combo.

EVIL: And I'd like a salad.

WAITRESS: Alright. So I've got an American Combo and the wussy diet combo?

CAPE: Yep!

*A MEAL later*

CAPE: That was a *Burp* great meal!

EVIL: Hell yeah! Well, lets go!

CAPE: Alrigh- Wait. We haven't paid the tip yet!

EVIL: I know… Mwahahahaha!

CAPE: You evil bastard.