"Pepper"

Pepper makes me sneeze, which makes me pee!

It looks like my father's hair!

I will worn you, don't put to much pepper on corn.

This I have my cousin to blame!

She told me it would taste better,

I should have known of the trouble, because of the evil grin upon her face.

from this experience I know, do not put to much pepper on corn!

By Brianna