"I'm Not Gonna Complain Today."
I have a sunburn the size of Texas, and I'm more tierd than a man who just ran a marathon, but I'm not gonna complain today.
I'm chubber than an elephant at the zoo, and my eyebrows look like two huge caterpillers, but I'm not gonna complain today.
I miss my big brother like a crazy cat lady misses her cats, and today I hate my chores as much as Jessus hates the Devil, but I'm not gonna compain today.
Even though everything isn't perfect, I believe that I am blessed, so I'm not gonna complain today.