Well, this is yet another story created by me. The idea came to me while in school. I attempted to write it down many times, but I never finished. Review!


There once was a little pig named Doink. Doink was a chubby little pig. He lived in a farm near a magical land called Theemagicallandofawesomeness. Due to the name being so long, I will nickname it Steve. Doink has always wanted to go to Steve, but the mean old farmer that owned the farm wouldn't let him. So Doink ate the farmer. Doink thought that the farmer tasted good. So good in fact, that Doink decided to taste the farm. He tasted the farm so much, that he ate it all! After that, all the other animals got mad and attacked Doink! So Doink ate them too! There was still one problem though, Doink was still hungry! So he ate all the grass and plants around him. When he finally wasn't hungry, he decided to go to Steve since there wasn't any mean farmer to stop him.

When Doink reached Steve his nose was immediately assaulted by wonderful aromas coming from the magical land. Needless to say, Doink went crazy. Soon after that, all of Steve was on a one way trip to Doinks stomach. Doink wasn't done there. He became a eating machine! He ate everything! He grew and grew and grew some more! Then he continued eating! After a while, there was nothing left to eat because he had already ate it all! So he did what every food crazed pig would do, he ate the Earth! Due to eating the Earth he had no where to stand on. So he fell and fell and fell some more in to the depths of space.

Doink had been falling for what seemed like years. Doink defied all logic by staying alive even though he had no oxygen. Doink was thinking about eating himself when he landed on a giant planet that was al least 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times bigger than the Earth. Doink was overjoyed. He did a happy dance and then… he ate that planet too!

So Doink started to fall again. Falling, falling, falling… until he landed on a alien spaceship! So Doink ate that also. Doink started to fall again, but this time there was a mysteries ticking sound that seemed to be coming from no where. Doink started to get a feeling that something bad was going to happen. At that moment he landed on a giant planet that was al least 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times bigger than the Earth. Doink was overjoyed. He was about to do another happy dance when he remembered that this had already happened. Doink was really freaked out. He ate that planet just to calm his nerves. Once again he started to fall but this time the ticking noise was considerably faster. He soon landed on top of another alien space ship. The ticking was breaking the world record for fastest ticking noise. A deep, dark moaning appeared and Doink was more scared than he has ever been in his life. Without a second thought he ate the space ship.

A black hole suddenly appeared right below Doink. A ominous loud whisper that came from nowhere started talking. It said, " Doink, you have been given many chances, but you continued you path of gluttony. You shall pay for eating my favorite spaceship. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHah!". Suddenly Doink was sucked into the black hole and everything went black… then he woke up… back on the now uneaten farm. Doink was confused, scared, and… hungry. He didn't now how the farm reappeared uneaten, but Doink didn't care. He was about to eat the farm when a time machine appeared out of nowhere( that's been happening a lot lately) and a ancient pig came out holding a wand. He turned Doink into sliced bacon, ate him, and left. Doink never ate again… until...

( Authors note) This was originally going to only be one chapter, but I decided to continue it. I was scaring myself as I wrote about the ticking noise. I kept looking around me thinking something was going to appear out of nowhere.