If any of ya'll are dedicated followers of my fanfiction account you know all about Becca. But what goes on behind the curtains? LONG RANDOM PMS! And now you have a chance to follow. Co written by Becca. Note: All personal stuff is removed except a few of my books that don't have a long shot...
Me: Maria King, for short MK.
B: Okay, you may have Barnaby! Barnaby: Mistress!
What was your idea again? I forgot...
I'll go read it right now! And the game was Mythomagic.
MK: Octavian tries to take the ship away. Leo goes mad! Yay! Barnaby!
B: Okay... got it!
MK: But do you like it? Duhn Duhn Duh!
Oh and I didn't see the part where you asked for the name, Oh well...
B: Okay. Yes, I like it! I'll use it the the upcoming chapters!
B: HUZZAH! Reminds me of Pirates of the Caribbean...
MK: When it comes to pirates I'll stay safe with The We are the Pirates who don't do anything movie (yes, it's a movie, your prayers have been answered:)
B: I LOVE THAT MOVIE! Actually, I love Veggie Tales, period.
MK: I know right? It's epicness forever and ever. Veggie tales is the best. Period. I mean seriously! Are you not in love with Larry or Bob?
B: Maybe not in love of them, but I totally love them
MK: Me neither, but I love em. Armadillo's named Jim Kabob dominate. (Don't Ask!)
B: Oh, I'll ask... isn't that Nate's minion? I didn't know it was an armadillo, though.
MK: Yes it is. And it's an Armadillo, it was an armadillo first actually... I'm magic and made it into a minion.
B: I'm just awesome like that! Okay, armadillo minion
PS, when are you going to interview me?
MK: No, I have something better...
B: You have something better than ME? What could that possibly be?
MK: No, I have something better for you. Emphasis on For and You.
N: Oh, okay! Can't wait!
MK: All right, here it is, I'm about to blow your mind so hold on tight, I'm offering you, get ready for this, Position as Co-Host for season two of The Leo Valdez show! ET is gonna be really busy so I thought I'd just switch co-hosts but switching in the middle of the show doesn't make sense so I'm ending the season on episode 8 and asking you to be my co-host. You can't refuse this. It's impossible.
B: Was that an earthquake, or did you just ROCK MY WORLD?! I'd love that! Thanksthanksthanksthanksthan ksthanksthanksthanks!
You are right, I cannot refuse this kind of offer.
MK: Yays! I'm glad. I have a rule though, you'll still have to comment after every chapter. Yeah, I just rocked your world. YourwelcomeYourwelcomeYourwe lcomeYourwelcomeYourwelcomeY ourwelcomeYourwelcome! I'm glad you said yes, otherwise I'd have to turn to someone else or, Gasp, be co-hostless. :)!
B: Deal! Gasp, we couldn't have that, now, could we?
MK: Never! I'd rather go to hades then be co-hostless! Dramaticness forever!
B: SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR LLAMA!
ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE FOR ART THOU ROMEO?
DENY THY FATHER, REFUSE THY NAME,
AND I'LL REFUSE TO BE A CAPULET.
TO BE, OR NOT TO BE
THAT IS THE QUESTION!
MK: I don't have a llama :(. Love song by Taylor swift, AKA, awesome squared.
B: I want a llama...
HERE'S A LLAMA
THERE'S A LLAMA
AND ANOTHER LITTLE LLAMA
LLAMA, LLAMA, DUCK!
-The Llama Song, go check it out on YouTube. (DO IT!)
B: KK, tell me if you like it.
MK: Going now.
MK: Thank you. I love it when people help me blow my mind, really, though, sometimes I like to keep my mind where it is.
B: IKR? My mind is around so little as it is...
MK: Hehe... Me too. Random thingy about Ryan's house. Two words, Pure epicness, or Gaming Palace, It has so many games (Including a Wii and a air hockey table!) We have a devotion there tonight, I'm stoked, Sorry if I try random words out on you, i get bored with everyday vocabulary.
B: Meh, I like RANDOMNESS.
MK: Good, because I can supply.
B: Ah, yes, the wonderful everlasting recess of RANDOMNESS...
MK: Huzzah. And moo.
MK: RANDOM Cupcakes from heaven! Great name for a book... Minus the random part... Ladedadeda! Find this song: Learning to be the light, I love it.
B: Tat is an awesome title. I might have to use that for a poem for English... they should be used to my RANDOMNESS by now... if not, I don't know what's wrong with them.
MK: Probably a lot of things... Sorry, I just, erm, think your life is wackily insane.
B: Yes, my life is. You are correct. I would think it's not that hard to figure out...
MK: No it's not, I figuired it out on the second PM you sent me... Luckily, so is my life.
B: Oh good. If you didn't figure it out, I might think you were... not paying attention. Aren't all our lives? And I can't figure out this C2 Staff thing. I'll do it! Help!
MK: Hmmmm... Me either...
MK: Styx. I'm trying.
B: Me too... it's not working. (Notice our convo is stalling.)
B: LA LA LA! WHATEVER!
MK: LALALA WHATEVER LALA DOESN'T MATTER LALALA OH WELL LALALA! Luv to infinite that song.
B: WE'RE GOIN' AT IT TONIGHT TONIGHT THERE'S A PARTY ON THE ROOFTOP TOP OF THE WORLD! TONIGHT TONIGHT AND WE'RE DANCIN' ON THE EDGE OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN! Careful, the Underworld is down there.
MK: Yeah, I tried dancing on the edge of the hollywood sign, Olivia saved me... P.S. I updated, you have to review summer with dad!
MK: You are so, Beccaey
B: I did! Beccaey?
MK: Becca-E. Lalala! Okay, I'm not going to start it again.
B: Oh, okay. But starting it again is so much fun! Sky and I were singing that today...
MK: I was singing it yesterday with a friend!
B: Gotta love random song attacks!
MK: Q (don't ask, I don't know myself)
MK: What does XP mean? I'm feeling stupid today.
B: I don't really know... I guess, "I'm crazy, but I don't care!"
MK: when in doubt... GOOGLE IT!
B: Yups! Or in my house, BLOOPER IT! That would be my mom's fault...
MK: Oh yeah, I totally believe your mom is the blame of the bloopers in your house.
Oh yeah, MOO CLUB you have to start it. Remember?
B: Moo Club will be started! And actually, my mom was to blame. I swear.
MK: You can say that... But I won't believe it! Okay, maybe a little... I blame my brother for everything.
B: Here is the story: My mom has no techie knowledge whatsoever. I have to pull up word documents for her... so, when she first got her hands on a computer, she asked me how to Blooper stuff... I was like, WTH?
MK: How do you blooper stuff?
B: Yups. And my mom was like, "You know, that one site you can find anything on!" I said, "You mean Google?"
My little sister calls snickerdoodle cookies whippersnappers. And we call farts beezles and ponytail holders prettys and Sesame Street Ernie Street... I have a weird family.
PS. I got a Sharpie Liquid Pencil yesterday! It is purple and awesome! LIQUID PENCILS ROCK!
MK: What's a liquid pencil...? Never mind, I'll blooper it. Yes, you do have a weird family. Then again I say Olaf instead of Hola and Dustbin Dweeber instead of the obvious... (THANK YOU THEGREEKGODDESSOFMAGIC (who changed her name!)). And cupcakes are evil... But you agree to that... Oh, and Ryan answers me with Olaf gutentag (I have no idea how to spell it...)
I.E. Chapter 4 was epical! Gonna make changes... Blah blah blah... Made a slight backstory for Zach didn't you? I'm sure he'll clarify... That was epical! Thanks. Just Thanks
B: Liquid pencil! I might have to start using olaf. And olaf gutentag wraps it up perfectly in bubble wrap (newest Veggie Tales silly song). I know! It's fun to make up words... yups, if I do Zach's POV next chapter, he'll give you a backstory, otherwise, I'll just have him tell Ava and Tony about it, since they already sort of know... sort of. Don't you love Anna?
MK: Yes, yes I do. Liguid pencil! Can't wait! I love dat song... Half caterpillar/half worms are awesome! ("Well actually my mother was a catterpillar and my father was a worm... But I'm okay with that now." My brother does his voice epically!). Olaf is yours for the taking.
B: LIQUID PENCIL! I love Kalil so much. I also love Lutfe the Teeny Tiny Cucumber! Heh.
MK: The teeny tiny cucumber? Is he the guy who put on the saint patricks day puppet thingy? I'm not sure... Kalil, ah yes. Best veggie tales character that's not actually a veggie or fruit. heH. GGHHRA! heH no krow t'nseod gnilleps sdrawkcaB! See if you can figure that out.
B: Yups! The Saint Patricks thing. OH MIGHTY TWIG!
Backwards spelling doesn't work on Heh. ARGGHH! MWA HA HA HA! I have mastered backwards speech. See if YOU can do this one:
!rebmucuC yniT yneeT eht eftuL
MK: It's not that hard to figure things out...
B: Darn. I was hoping I could trick you...
MK: Seriously? I'm a daughter of hermes! It's like impossible...
MK: Sorry, but I bet you can use your magic against my telekinesis.
B: Probably... Oi! Hermione! I need some lessons! Wait, when the bloody heck did I suddenly become British? NOOOO!
MK: Uh oh, Becca's british again, I will back away very slowly now... Oi! I'm going to use that in my random thingy...
B: YUPS YUPS YUPS! I is British! Heh. Ello, gov'nr! Oi! Tretchery! Tretchery! I am slain! RANDOMNESS!
MK: Off with her head.
B: NO! NO PLEASE! NOT MY HEAD! TAKE THE RACCOON INSTEAD! SOB!
MK: What?! And have two racoons haunt me forever?! In loving memory of Joey...
B: Good point... SOB! JOEY! He will be remembered always... who are we talking about again?
MK: I have a character in a book about TJ Slogan and her friends who backwardizes everything, His name is Egroeg. Joey? I know of no joey's. (I'm kidding, I know of this guy named Joey, once at a muesem there was this kangaroo pouch and he got in it... Joey where he belongs...).
B: GEORGE! MWA HA HA HA! ... Joey sounds weird... I know a guy named Joe! But not Joe-Y!
MK: He is, He's also and Eagle scout... Lucky... Don't you love Egroeg? It's prounounced E- Grow- Egg. what is this George you speak of?
B: Okay... the Joe I know is not an Eagle Scout... or a boy scout... THE GEORGE I SPEAK OF IS GEORGE WEASLY! Or Egroeg backwards... sdrawkcab...
MK: Ahh... Egroeg hates George. "Rekaeps sdrawrof diputs!" His words. Is Joe a boy? Just wondering...
B: OH, OKAY! Whoops, the Caps Lock was still on. Joe is a boy... a very interesting boy... WITH A GIANT MASS OF CURLY HAIR ON TOP OF HIS HEAD! It's fun to poke...
MK: do you boing it? ramona/susan sit.!
B: Yes, yes I do boing it... people boing my hair back, though... although, today it was straight. But Jarred pulled my hair to see if it would curl again. I yelled at him. I MEAN, THAT TOOK OVER TWO HOURSE TO DO!
MK: Hehe... I named it becca...
B: You named what Becca?
MK: The purple turtle! Your sister doesn't mind right?...
B: Oh, okay. I just asked you that question in earlier pm... ignore it.
What my sister DOESN'T know won't kill her!
MK: But does she do online webkinz? And how old is she know?
B: No, our mom doesn't let us. : P
She is ... : O
MK: We're the same age! She and I... I will be turning ... in October though so... Yays. Good, that means you can give all of them to me! I may, or may not give them to my cousin, or friend Ryan who has like 5 (I have around more then 30)
B: THAT IS HER HALF BIRTHDAY! In October. YAYS! Ryan does Webkinz? I have like... five as well. I really need to like, randomly yell at your friends on fanfiction or go to their facebooks or something, but that would be stalking, although you could yell at mine, if they went on FF.
MK: Mine don't. I'M TRYING VERY HARD TO GET LINC (ANDREW) TO READ MY FICS! Uggh he's annoying.
B: That is sad. I WILL YELL AT ANDREW FOR YOU! YO, ANDREW, GET YOUR BUTT OVER TO HUG'S FICS! NOW! From what you've said, I am pretty sure that he is totally and completely ANNOYING!
I'm listening to This Is The Moment from Jekyll and Hyde. Go look it up! Anthony Warlow. It's amazing!
MK: Yeah. And for some reason he runs away from me... I just might.
B: YAYS! Yeah, boys are weird like that.
MK: It also helps that I slap them around...
B: Yes, well, violence solves all problems... except for war.
MK: At least with boys...
B: Yeah... BOYS MAKE ME MAD SOMETIMES...
How about ALL THE TIME!
MK: Not all the time for me, I actually have had some good moments. I was kissed when I was eight and never saw that boy again cuz he lives in north carolina i think, I don't care though cuz he was weird. Or maybe I was seven...
B: Yeah, I guess boys can sometimes be funny!
Oh, here's a funny story:
We were on tour for our singing group at school, which meant we went to four elementary schools. One of them, though, had no idea that we were coming and basically kicked us out. Having no where to go, we went to the park nearby to mess around for an hour before returning to the school. At first, the boys and girls were kind of separated. The girls were talking on the playground equipment while the boys were going all commando and pretending to be blowing up the park. Then, one of the girls got the bright idea of running up to the boys and screaming, "PAVLOV!" So we did, but the boys started attacking us with sticks, so we started attacking them back, and then it turning into a free-for-all LARP. There were deuls and dramatic death scenes. At one point, I was sword fighting Jarrad with a stick, and I stabbed him and he died very dramaticly, but not before grabbing my leg, making me freak out and falling on top of him. It was weird. And then another boy named Bennett climbed up into a tree and was all like, "I am Batman!" in a creepy stalker voice. So now everyone calls him Batman. And then he climbed higher and couldn't get down so he said, "I'm Batman and I'm stuck." So then all the boys gave each other superhero nicknames.
I HAVE WEIRD FRIENDS! And boys are weird...
MK: Cool, really, awesomely cool. I like robin, who cares about batman (My brother does, I watched the first two movies in the trilogy or whatever it's called with him.) Go Robin! Huh, neither of them have ACTUAL SUPER POWERS! Go spidey and Captain america!
B: I love Captain America! Have you seen the Avengers yet?
MK: Not yet, sadly...
B:Yeah, me too... I WANT TO SEE IT SO BAD!
What was your favorite pre-movie? Mine was Thor, because of the mythology... and the guy wasn't too bad to look at... giggle.
MK: Pre-movie? Oh... I like batman begins... Oh that doesn't count does it... Well I don't know! thats the only super power movie. (Note, yes I failed epically. But at least I left it up.)
B: FAILURE! I meant out of Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, or Captain America.
MK: Captain America fa sure.
B: He was awesome. I liked Thor because I like mythology and I knew all the Norse mythology they talked about, plus, the Thor guy was hot. : )
MK: SO IS CAP'N AMERICA! I liked it because, well a lot of reasons. He was an ordinary man, no superpowers then he was altered! He doesn't really have any ridiculous powers right? Like no laser eyes... I think.
B: IKR? But he is also like, one of the best because he didn't give up and he wouldn't give up and he's just that awesome. No ridiculous powers... then again, none of them are really ridiculous. Captain America can throw a mean shield. : )
MK: Totally. Um not really ridiculous? Okay if your talking about the avengers then okay. Other then Thor's and Hulk's... But superheroes are... Superman. Spiderman. Ugh. Ironman is like, just a guy in a suit... Oh this tv show, Rocket City Rednecks do crazy stuff on the weekends and made an ironman suit out of old things.
B: Ah. Ooo, I want to make an Iron Man suit out of crazy old things! I like guys in suits...
MK: Me too. If it of course is a super super power inabler suit!
B: Yeah... if not, it would still be cool!
MK: Wahooseres! Hoosiers! (I'm biast because my mom lived there. I never have.)
B: ... Okay!
MK: Hoosiers are my basketball team.
B: Oo, basketball. I do karate... and that's about it.
MK: I used to do sports kinda, not anymore. I was really good at blocking people... Karate sounds so cool.
B: I am not really into sports... but Karate is fun!
MK: I like swimming, major swimmer. Don't do teams but I pride myself in my back stroke. Oh and I can see under water.
B: I'm quite a good swimmer, but I don't really like practicing, so... yeah. Good for you! I have a strong stroke as well but I suck at the butterfly. I can't see underwater... meh. I can if I wear goggles!
MK: I hate goggles, they let water in and then you can't see and they're tight and if I wear them it messes up my natural ability to see underwater. I hate butterfly stroke!
B: Ugh, I hate when water leaks into your goggles. Bleh. BUTTERFLY STINKS!
MK: Totts. My eyes need to adjust to chlorine like every time though.
B: Blub. I hate chlorine in my eyes and getting water in my ears.
MK: Oh yeah I used to have a huge problem with that!
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
B:HEY NOW! YOUR AN ALL-STAR! GET YOUR GAME ON! GO!
And that's all the lyrics I know off the top of my head. Sorry.
MK: Hehe. I have the whole song memorized I was listening to it when I posted that.
Funny... I need that song...
MK: You do?
B:Well, not really NEED it... more of I WANT it.
MK: Ah... I don't listen to it all the time anymore but I always have it so.
B:Yups... I'm listening to Shooting Star right now!
MK: Cool, have you heard Take it all away? I'm so obsessed with it right now...
B:Maybe... I'll go YouTube it and make sure...
MK: It's great, another Owl city song. I wanna hear it forever!
B:Awesome! I'll go look it up!
MK: GREAT! we use to many !
B:I LOVE IT! IT WAS AWESOMENESS! And then I found Gold and Dementia and was taken up for the rest of the day. xD
MK: DEMENTIA! Oh yeah.
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Another chronicle of Becca and I's randomness. Next one may not be up in awhile, I can't get on FF till my room is clean and I have to be not annoying to my brother...