Soooo… my first work on Fictionpress! How exciting is this?

Anywoo, as you can tell, this is a parody of the song "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepson. I have no affiliation with this song besides hearing it on the radio.

Super thanks to friends Maggie, Bridget, and Jessie! YOU GUYS ROCK! *Hugs*

It all started in June,

When I first met that raccoon

Though it was fuzzy and cute

But I was very wrong

I thought he wanted a kiss,

My guess was such a big miss.

I wasn't looking for this,

But fate just might not care

He was walking towards me,

His mouth white and foamy
And he chomped down on me,

I can't believe he gave me rabies!

Hey, I just bit you,

And it was tasty!

But here's a doctor,

So don't get rabies

It's hard to walk right

towards you, baby

But here's a doctor,

so don't get rabies!

Hey, I just bit you

And it was tasty!

But here's a doctor,

so don't get rabies!

And all the other cops,

Try to taze me,

But here's a doctor,

So don't get rabies.

They said they wanted to help,

But all those shots made me yelp!

They gave me nothing at all,

Except some cool band-aids!

It's been a month, and I've healed,

So I go play in the field,

Hey, what's that large gray shape?

Why it's my raccoon friend!

He was walking towards me,

His mouth white and foamy,

And he chomped down on me,

I can't believe he gave me rabies!

Hey, I just bit you

And it was tasty!

But here's a doctor,

So don't get rabies!

It's hard to walk right

towards you, baby

But here's a doctor,

so don't get rabies!

Hey, I just bit you

And it was tasty!

But here's a doctor,

so don't get rabies!

And all the other cops,

Try to taze me,

But here's a doctor,

So don't get rabies.

When I bit you the first time,

You tasted so bad,

You tasted so bad,

You tasted so, so bad

When I bit you the first time,

You tasted so bad,

And you should know that

You still taste REALLY bad

It's hard to walk right

towards you, baby

But here's a doctor,

so don't get rabies!

Hey, I just bit you

And it was tasty

But here's a doctor,

so don't get rabies!

And all the other cops,

Try to taze me,

But here's a doctor,

So don't get rabies.

When I bit you the first time,

You tasted so bad,

You tasted so bad,

You tasted so, so bad

When I bit you the first time

You tasted so bad

And you should know that

So don't get rabies~