The Psychiatrist II

Consequences...

Ollie enters

Dr. Pen: Ollie! Hey, we're not open yet.

Ollie: (drunk) I see, hehe.

Dr. Pen: Are you drunk?

Ollie: Maybe.

Dr. Pen: Are you taking drugs?

Ollie: Maybe.

Dr. Pen: Did Dr. Pan do this to you?

Ollie: He solved my problems! Not youu!

Dr. Pen: So it's legally his fault that you're addicted. Phew.

Ollie: I'm not addicted! It just happens that I like drugs.

Dr. Pen: You know, maybe I should send you to a rehab center.

Ollie: Then I'm telling!

Dr. Pen: On who?

Ollie: On Dr. Pan!

Dr. Pen: Well, go on. Less competition for me. Here's the apllication. I filled it in yesterday in my free time. (gives him a filled paper)

Ollie: Yesterday?

Dr. Pen: Right, I could be a fortuneteller. Then I could get rid of my job...

Ollie: (still drunk) Dr. Pen?

Dr. Pen: Yes?

Ollie: (stupidly) I love you.

Dr. Pen turns on lights. Ollie leaves the room quickly while screaming "The Light Bulb"!

Dr. Pen: (shouting, ignoring the screaming Ollie) We're open!

Mary enters.

Mary: Hi.

Dr. Pen: Hey. 3 Where's the problem?

Mary: Do you have a black pen I can borrow?

Dr. Pen: (disappointed) Yeah sure. (gives Mary a pen) Nice to see you.

Mary: By the way I have a friend, who seems like... she really like you...

Dr. Pen: Continue. (sits up)

Mary: She thinks she's in love.

Dr. Pen: ...!

Mary: That person is...

Dr. Pen: Y-

Mary: Hermann's sister.

Dr. Pen: (smile fades away) Tell her, I'm taken.

Mary: You are?

Dr. Pen: Can you go now?

Mary: I thought you were single, because I'd have asked you out if you declined Hermann's sister

Dr. Pen: Wait, Mary!

(Mary leaves)

Dr. Pen: I hate my life.

(Bob enters)

Bob: Me too! Soulmates?

Dr. Pen: No. By the way you still have to pay me for yesterday.

Bob: I won't pay you for your bad job.

Dr. Pen: Bad? I did cheer you up.

Bob: After several insults.

Dr. Pen: So tell me, how is it going?

Bob: I got Dr. Pan's job.

Dr. Pen: When?

Bob: Just now, as he walked out the building with police men behind him, the secretary Mary gave me his job AND asked me out!

Dr. Pen: (annoyed) And why are you hating your life?

Bob: Because firstly, I never wanted to become a psychiatrist, because it sucks to have to listen to other people's complains all the time. Secondly, I'm so gay.

Dr. Pen: Ah. What are you going to do now?

Bob: That's why I came here.

Dr. Pen: To get more advice?

Bob: No, to try to kick you out and make this a gay club.

Dr. Pen: You can't kick me out.

Bob: I've already called the government. It's too late.

Dr. Pen: Since when did you become such a tough guy?

Bob: Since MY PSYCHIATRIST called me a pussy. And now I seek harsh revenge.

Dr. Pen: Okay...?

Bob: See you in jail.

Dr. Pen: You going to jail?

Bob: When the police find out that I killed Hermann.

Dr. Pen: You killed him, because he called you a pussy?

Bob: Actually, I just knocked him unconscious and put him into a trash bag, hit him several times with a baseball bat and then threw him into the river. (grinning) you'll be next. I'll kill you in jail.

Dr. Pen: ...

Bob: So, see ya!

Bob leaves.

Norma enters.

Norma: Hello, Doctor Pen.

Dr. Pen: (pale and tired) yes?

Norma: I think I can't get over the death of my parents. I get nightmares every night.

Dr. Pen: Yes?

Norma: In them they are next to me and try to say something important.

Dr. Pen: Which is?

Norma: I think they try to say that they... They love me!

Dr. Pen: So?

Norma: They tried to reassure me that everything is going to be okay, even though they are not here with me anymore!

Dr. Pen: This means?

Norma: That's not a nightmare after all! You saved me doctor! Thank you so much! (hugs him)

Dr. Pen: You're welcome.

Norma leaves.

Dr. Pen: That was easy. I should have done this centuries ago!

Mary enters.

Dr. Pen: Mary.

Mary: Bob just bought the whole building. It turned out he was a secret spy. He discovered our secret weapons factory-

Dr. Pen: We have what?

Mary: You did not know the whole time then...

Dr. Pen: This is too much! I'm leaving!

Mary: To become?

Dr. Pen: (hesitates) A fortune teller.

Mary: Fortune Teller?

Dr. Pen: Yes, a fortune teller!

Dr. Pen leaves. Mary pulls off her mask to reveal herself as Dr. Pan.

Dr. Pan: Less suspicion. Now, now, let's return to our secret drugs business, shall we? (puts index finger on lips, smiles)

THE END

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by Fongki