I emerge from the depths of my bathtub, sensuous, and monolithic. I've learned mermaid songs. My scalp is a burning candle. My dick breaches the surface and the moon rises, golden, between my legs. I can feel Aphrodite contemplating the action of wrapping herself around me in drapes of velvet. I soften my skin with almonds and sweeten my breath with cinnamon to welcome her. She smiles, and dances a little more in my direction...