Splurge on: Intro

Okay, so I've been on fictionpress for a while, but I can never bring myself to write any stories. Or when I finally do, I can't bring myself to edit it and what is published is just one big horrendous mess that kind of makes me feel depressed. SO, I've decided that I'll just do what I do best- talk. A lot.

I love talking. I really do. Sometimes I feel guilty for being a conversation-hog, but I really can't bring myself to stop talking. I just love it too much. In fact, when I'm taking a shower, I talk to myself. The whole time. Is that a bit weird, freaky, and/or narcissist? Maybe. Do I care? Not at all. So I've decided to document my random thoughts. Of course I won't be able to get all of them, but I think this is a wonderful way to procrastinate, especially with finals coming up in less than a week. And I know that many (most) people don't care, and that I should probably get a blog to do this, but I am not adventurous AT ALL and since I already have a FictionPress account, all splurging shall be done here. And if you don't like it… well, there's always that wonderful little button that will get you away from this page.

This chapter/installment was actually supposed to be my first, but I, being the self-absorbed little girl that I am, rambled on a bit too much. So, allons-y, my darling! On to the next page if you would like to experience my very first splurge (which happens to be on a very sexy topic, by the way)!