"This water taste like shit!"
Some people are not firing on on all cylinders...
"Bro thats not water,thats octopus urine...and it ain't cheap either!"
My gay lover flings his barely drank cup of Octo-urine to the floor of our 4 bedroom apartment.
"I thought you quit?"
"Frack,you know works been stressing me out alot lately...its just a cup every now and then.."
"Ok...but you don't work and have been collecting un-employment checks every week!"
Damn,i think to myself! Maybe this evil sauce is ruining my life with Frack...but i think he only likes me for my penis!
"...It helps calm my feelings of hopelessness,that I feel far too often."
A talking dinosaur interupts our conversation...