When May flowers have sprung forth from the earth
and creatures great and small have given birth
the school in the burg of Wacovia
makes plans to journey
to the province of Luna Vistia.

To that great city they set forth
paying prices of great worth
for a ticket aboard
that train across Orb.

And in that city
which is named New Bristol,
so very pretty they expected to see
shining buildings of glass and crystal.

But they didn't expect that there would be
wonders of beauty and mystery.
Stories of fear and stories of romance
that could leave one as-if in a trance!

And now sit back and we shall hear
the stories of New Bristol
as told by good friends, dear…