The Cupcake Wars!
Pink frosting here and there
Cake batter in our hair
Continuous weight gain from tastes tests
Stress of Sugar
Bitterness of Salt
Whatever that is the part of
The Cupcake wars and we are the army
Women screaming, Children Cheering
PTA hollering for more
Mother's stressing with flour in their heads
Cupcakes here Cupcakes there
Cupcakes in our hair
Money flowing
Women gossiping about the cakes
Taste tests occurring
Kids giggling
This is the cupcake wars
And it is dangerous and sugary place