What's hot?

Smoking pot?

Trying not to get caught?

I think not.

What's cool?

Being a tool?

Screwing every girl in the school?

Don't be a fool.

What's fun?

Having to run?

From the cop with the gun?

You're done.

Who am I?

The one that doesn't lie.

The one that doesn't get high.

The one you all deny.

Who are you?

You have no clue.

You thought you knew.

But I know what's true.

What happens in life?

I end up with a wife.

Your back, a knife.

Your life with strife.

What have we learned?

Things have to be earned.

The tables have turned.

It's your turn to get burned.