Three Arizona Limericks
A snowbird here to revel,
was told on the level:
"If you're looking for sin,
it's the wrong state you're in.
Arizona is too hot for the Devil."
Arizona's climate puzzles tourists a lot.
They either love it or not.
Some say it's a bummer,
with eleven months of Summer,
and one that's really hot.
An Arizona cowboy building a fence
with a pretty cowgirl named Hortense,
thought: "A kiss will make her flip."
But the sun fused them at the lip.
And they've been together ever since.