10 Different Ways to Destroy a Building for No Reason

You may think it's simple to destroy a building for no reason, but it is very complex. Here are 10 different ways to destroy a building:

Kidnap a frog from a pond. Then, release it into the building. People will try to destroy it with an axe, but it won't work so they'll end up destroying the building.

Buy the video game "Halo Reach" from the nearest store. Then, give it to a guy named Lenny and he'll give you a sheet of paper with the numbers 1-2-3-4-5 on it. Take it to the nearest Olive Garden and they'll give you a free steak. When you finish eating the steak, go and blow up the building.

Call a guy named Devin and tell him the building charges $9.95 for Wi-Fi. He'll blow up the building for you.

Buy and anvil and take it to the nearest blacksmith. Tell him to keep hitting it with his hammer until it is destroyed. Then, go and blow up the building.

Blow up the building.

Blow up the building.

Take a vacation in Hawaii, then blow up the building.

Blow up the building.

Blow up another building, then blow up the building.

Fix the cable so all the people can watch is "Jersey Shore." They'll blow up the building for you.

That's the 10 Different Ways to Destroy a Building for No Reason. I'd choose Blow up the Building, but choose wisely.