Hunting rainbows,

Chasing dreams.

Care-Bear puppets,

Evil schemes.

Dressing plushies,

Painted faces.

Blowing bubbles,

Shoe-less races.

Stocking coal mines,

Bestest friends.

Kiddie cosplay,

Stupid trends.

Sweetest cereal,

THWAAK, KA-POW!

We act like kids.

Do you get it now?