Dear Fiction Press Community,
I am The Mad Matador. I'm writing this letter because I will be turning 21 this Saturday, September 22nd. I want the best birthday ever. I'm contacting various people to make this possible. And now I'm telling all of you. As you can see on my profile, I enjoy a good slash story. I think it would be nice if a few authors wrote stories just for me. I know this seems a bit selfish but honestly. You only turn 21 once. You can even put it up on a community for all the world to see. I have a proposed name for it even. How does "The Mad Matador's Birthday Extravaganza" sound. I think it has just the right amount of panache, don't you think. So far the only thing I have to make this the best birthday ever is a ticket to The Book of Mormon at eight pm. I want a whole day of awesome. Then by the end of the night, I will celebrate with a good drink. Yes. All I ask you, the people, to do is spread this letter and see how popular this letter can become. Maybe a few of you can write me some stories. I don't even need them to be long. Just having something would be nice. Please review so that I know that people are actually reading this rather than just clicking on the link. Pretty please with a cherry on top. Now to end this rant that will probably be ignored.
Love and Oh So Many Revolvers
The Mad Matador
P.S. They don't even have to be slash stories. The recognition would be nice. Please for the 21st.
P.P.S. 21 is the legal drinking and gambling age over here state side. This is a pretty big deal over here.