Guy-Guy, and the Heroes of the... Skull Castle Place!

*SCENE 1: TIME TO GET THE INTRODUCTION SCENE OVER WITH*

*A HOMO-SEXUAL LOOkING MAN was walking through a garden*

MAN: Wow. This would make an amazing toy set!

NARRATOR: Little does his enemies know, this rather gay man is... Prince Alan!

ALAN: I'm not gay!
NARRATOR: Then what's with the pink tights?

ALAN: It's just extremely comfy!

NARRATOR: Whatever, nancy-boy.

*Suddenly, a FLOATING MIDGET IN A ROBE APPEARS*

NARRATOR: Oh, hello Dorko!

ALAN: Wait wait wait. His name is Dorko?!

DORKO: Yeah. My parents loved plays on words and hated me. That's why I came over here FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!

ALAN: We have alternate dimensions?!

DORKO: Yeah! Doesn't it blow your mind?!

ALAN: SO MANY ACTION FIGURE OPPORTUNITIES!

DORKO: YAY!

ALAN: Shut up, Dorko.

*SCENE 2: HOPEFULLY THIS ONE IS FUNNY*

*Meanwhile, at the evil sorcerer SKELLITONN'S TOWER...*

SKELLITONN: Good news, my minions!

*SKELLITON looks towards his minions, HAIR-MAN and BELEVOLYNN*

HAIR: What is it?

SKELLITONN: I've got a plan to destroy Guy-Guy once and for all!

BELEVOLYNN: And what is that?

SKELLITONN: You, Hair-Man, will steal Guy-Guy's sword,and give it to that floating midget, Dorko! He will then go insane with power, and destroy Guy-Guy! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAIR: That is brilliant! How did you think of it?

SKELLITONN: There was a marathon of Robot Chicken on yesterday. SETH GREEN IS AN EVIL GENIUS!

BELOEVOLYNN: I sense you are a fan-boy?

SKELLITONN: ... Shut up.

*SCENE 3: TIME FOR A FIGHT SCENE*

*Now, back to PRINCE ALAN, DORKO, and THE NARRATOR*

ALAN: You know, maybe you should leave now, Dorko.

DORKO: Why?

ALAN: Because we've gone a whole scene without an obligatory fight sequence, so shit is about to get very real. I don't want you to be there.

DORKO: Because you don't want me to get hurt?

ALAN: No, because you suck.

NARRATOR: Suddenly, Skellitonn and his minions approached the garden.

ALAN: Told you. Now, quick, get Right-Arm to aid me!

DORKO: Who's 'Right-Arm'?

ALAN: He's a fellow hero. He has a very strong right arm. Yeah, in this dimension, names aren't very creative.

DORKO: Why is his right arm so strong?

ALAN: Have you seen the woman here?

*SKELLITONN AND HIS MINIONS walk up to GUY-GUY and DORKO*

SKELLITONN: Hello? We're here, too. Now where is Guy-Guy?

ALAN: Oh, crap. Everyone turn away for a second.

*All the EVIL PEOPLE turn around, because, hey, they're evil, but they're not dicks*

*PRINCE ALAN holds his sword, the SWORD OF KICK-ASS, up in the air. No, this is not a PENIS METAPHOR*

*SCENE 4: FOR REAL THIS TIME*

ALAN: BY THE POWER OF WHITE SKULL, I HAVE THE STEROIDS!

NARRATOR: With those words, humble Prince Alan, turned into Guy-Guy!

GUY-GUY: Shut up, or they will find out my secret!

DORKO: Isn't it obvious?

*GUY-GUY bitch slaps DORKO, then starts fighting THE EVIL PEOPLES*

SKELLITONN: Wow, someone is a little over-powered!

GUY-GUY: Yes. YES I AM!

*GUY-GUY proceeds to TOTALLY OWN the EVIL PEOPLE (and also DORKO, because he SUCKS)*

SKELLITONN: Damn you, you Filmation turd!

GUY-GUY: Dorko, the idiotic man is talking to you.

SKELLITONN: I'll be back!

GUY-GUY: Not if your action figure bombs!

*SKELLITONN and his EVIL MINIONS proceed to run away*

GUY-GUY: Hahahahaha, those silly, crappy characters!

*THE SCREEN turns BLACK*

*SCENE 5: THE OBLIGATORY LESSON*

*SCREEN fades in to GUY-GUY in a COMFY CHAIR in the middle of A LIBRARY, DORKO beside him*

GUY-GUY: Time for the obligatory lesson! Today's is: fighting is bad!

DORKO: But isn't fighting the whole point of the show?

GUY-GUY: Good point... Let me rephrase that: fighting is bad, except if you have steroids that come from lightning!

DORKO: But winners don't do drugs!

GUY-GUY: Do you really expect this show to be smart? Never mind that, I have a new lesson.

DORKO: What's that?

GUY-GUY: Buy our action figures!

*THE TWO laugh until THE SCREEN fades to black...*

RIGHT-ARM: Wait a minute! Why didn't I appear?!

DORKO: You exist?!

GUY-GUY: Of course he does!

DORKO: But, I thought he was just a crappy joke!

*RIGHT-ARM runs off crying*

GUY-GUY: Nice job, Dorko.

*GUY-GUY leaves to calm down RIGHT-ARM*

DORKO: I'm gonna be a butt monkey, aren't I?

TV TROPES: Yeah.