And we're back to me written chapters, yay.
Shoot! Man it was hard getting that notebook back...
Amy started ranting about how she wanted a chapter until I gave her a candy cane and then she yelled at it because the wrapper was, "So darn hard to open!"
"How are we going to get to tartarus?" I asked. Amy pulled out a GPS.
"Press buttons. Can I have another candy cane?"
"You didn't even eat the first one, you just murdered it..." She stared hard at me.
"Okay fine, here." I sighed.
"Can I show up in the plot?" Andy asked.
"NO! Get back in the box!" Amy snarled. For Andy we decided to put him in a box and mail him to tartarus, he WAS the youngest.
Hey, did I mention Amy turned thirteen? Yeah, I despise her soul for that...
Hold up, Amy wants to write a sentence. She actually said please, unlike some notebook stealing postage I know of...
Amy: Jake talks to his pen.
So? You yell at candy canes.
But I do. I was on the floor in fetal position begging for answers. Amy pressed buttons on her GPS.
"EUREKA!" She cried.
"You found gold?" I asked hopefully.
"No, I found tartarus."
"I'm not gloating Jake."
"Oh stick a stamp on Andy already!" I huffed.
"Now what?" I asked.
"We go to tartarus."
"Can we travel by pen?"
"I can, no such luck for you."
"Okay." Again, I despise Amy. She pulled a jet pack out of her denim jacket.
Travel is boring, my flight didn't even offer peanuts or a movie!
Yes. I am just filling space.
That was fun...