Dedicated to:

Katherine Bowler, Kath, you are the funniest frenemy anyone could have.

Katie Menear, My art obsessed best friend, you're the biggest psycho ever (and that's saying something. I know Katherine.)

Lucy Burrough, you are a life saver.

Eve Herring, Words can not describe how stupid you are.

This is something me and my friends made up on the way home.

Warning! Mentions a lot of suicide methods.


If you're happy and you know it, Kill yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, Kill yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, Kill yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it Kill yourself!

If you're happy and you know it, Slit your Wrists!
If you're happy and you know it, Slit your Wrists!
If you're happy and you know it, Slit your Wrists!
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it Slit your Wrists!

If you're happy and you know it, Hang yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, Hang yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, Hang yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it Hang yourself!

If you're happy and you know it, Take some Pills!
If you're happy and you know it, Take some Pills!
If you're happy and you know it, Take some Pills!
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it Take some Pills!

If you're happy and you know it, Drown yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, Drown yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, Drown yourself!
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it Drown yourself!