Redneck Advice

Listen up, all you good old boys.
I'm not talking just to make noise.
When you go out to get your enjoys,
beware of something that feels great,
but can turn love into hate.
It's called… Jailbait!

Jailbait! Jailbait!
Before you lift her over your tailgate,
make sure she's not Jailbait!

Say you're driving down the street
and you see something sweet
you'd like to meet.
Don't let a cute behind
blow your mind,
if it's on… Jailbait!

Jailbait! Jailbait!
Before you lift her over your tailgate,
make sure she's not Jailbait!

I know she seems mighty nice.
But heed this wise advice:
check her out twice.
If she's not over ten and eight,
play it straight
with the tempting… Jailbait!

Jailbait! Jailbait!
Before you lift her over your tailgate,
make sure she's not Jailbait!

Be careful that a pretty little queen
doesn't put you in a courtroom scene,
where a kindly judge might be keen
to let you skate
with a clean slate.
If it was anything but… Jailbait!

Jailbait! Jailbait!
Before you lift her over your tailgate,
make sure she's not Jailbait!

So keep your love rocket
in your pocket.
Or in a cell they might lock it.
Don't let it be your fate
to become a guest of the state
because you couldn't resist… Jailbait!

Jailbait! Jailbait!
Before you lift her over your tailgate,
make sure she's not Jailbait!

(And if she's legal stuff,
that's good enough.
Go for it, boy!)