She uses him as blackmail against me;

A fool-proof trap towards jealously.

She doesn't love him like I do.

She's as easy as pie, what else is new?


What would she do for you?

Is she true blue?


No, she's not

Just hasn't yet been caught.

She's little, skinny, and small,

blonde-haired, blue-eyed doll

What does he see,

in that thing instead of me.


She's only with him to get to me

She wants to cut me down 'cause I'm nobody.

Soon she'll have someone else to terrorize

seduce their man; she loves that look in their eyes.


What would she do for you?

Is she true blue?


No, she's not

Just hasn't yet been caught.

She's little, skinny, and small,

blonde-haired, blue-eyed doll

What does he see,

in that thing instead of me.


I wouldn't hesitate to save your life

she'll be as quick to let you die

Have you wondered a deal

if her love is even real


No, it's not.

She doesn't even think you're hot

She's a... wait, hold that thought

You're so oblivious,

it should have been obvious

on her forehead is a stamp,

reading "I am the biggest tramp."