Once upon a time there lived a demure young lady whose name was Peach. She would often talk about the importance of knowing right from wrong, and doing the right thing in all situations. She was a huge drag. She was really quite intolerable, and it got to be that everyone around her grew rapidly and increasingly sick of her, because she was so preachy all the time. And so she came to be known as Preachy Peach. At first she was oblivious to their criticisms, until one day she took a good look around and realized she had no friends. It then occurred to her that maybe she had been going about things the wrong way all along.