Verse 1

When I first met you

You were so nice, so cool, so funny,

So witty, just so charming.

Now that I get you,

I finally see your true colors.

And it's really alarming.

Chorus

You're Mr. Narcissistic.

Once upon a time

You used to make my knees grow weak.

Now you don't even

Listen to half the words I speak.

You're too busy fixing your hair

To notice me and pull out my chair.

You're too busy bragging about yourself.

And now my heart is screaming out for help.

Your attitude is making me sick.

Mr. Narcissistic.

Verse 2

You're way too clever.

You're dodging my questions

With yet another joke.

I know you still love her.

I'm only a decoration for your ego.

And it's making me choke.

Chorus

You're Mr. Narcissistic.

Once upon a time

You used to make my knees grow weak.

Now you don't even

Listen to half the words I speak.

You're too busy fixing your hair

To notice me and pull out my chair.

You're too busy bragging about yourself.

And now my heart is screaming out for help.

Your attitude is making me sick.

Mr. Narcissistic.

Bridge

You're the life of the party.

That's how you first got to me.

You can make everyone in the room go l-o-l.

But whenever I ask questions about your feelings,

I see your wounds are still not heeling.

Yeah, I can tell.

Chorus

You're Mr. Narcissistic.

Once upon a time

You used to make my knees grow weak.

Now you don't even

Listen to half the words I speak.

You're too busy fixing your hair

To notice me and pull out my chair.

You're too busy bragging about yourself.

And now my heart is screaming out for help.

Your attitude is making me sick.

Mr. Narcissistic.

Outro

You're Mr. Narcissistic.

So self-absorbed,

Twenty-four seven,

Every week.

Mr. Narcissistic.

(You're such a dick.)