If I was a sinner,

And I went to hell,

There' would be an angel,

Who suddenly fell.

If I was a damsel,

And in great distress,

There would be a prince,

Who would give it his best.

If I were a lion,

And I had to roar,

Then my pride would cower,

And fall to the floor.

If I were an eagle,

And I flew so free,

There would be a fish,

Who would glide though the sea.

If I were a boy

And I loved a man

I'd say screw what you think

And walk hand in hand

If I were a woman

And I loved a girl

I'd cherish her beauty

And say "Eff you world!"

But I'm not a sinner

I won't go to hell.

There won't be an angel

Who suddenly fell.

I won't be a damsel.

I'm not in distress.

And if there was a prince

He would probably rest.

I can't be a lion.

I can't even roar.

My pride would be shamed

And slink oout the door.

I won't be an eagle.

I don't really fly free

And live fish are just gross

Only deep friend for me.

But if I were a boy

And I loved a man

I'd say screw what you think

And walk hand in hand.

And if I were a woman

And I loved a girl

I'd cherish her beauty

And say "Eff you world!"

Because I am a person

I know what I feel.

And no one can tell me

My love isn't real.