An Abominable Alphabet
A is for Aaron, who was killed by a tree,
B is for Barry, stung to death by a bee.
C is for Cate, who swallowed some lye,
D is for Demetri, changed into a fly.
E is for Everett, he teased a bear,
F is for Francis, who ate rocks on a dare.
G is for Gareth, stuffed into a box
H is for Heidi, who was poisoned by lox.
I is for Ianto, ate so much that he burst,
J is for Jane, died from bad wurst.
K is for Kevin, sank in the pool,
L is for Lenore, drowned in her drool.
M is for Mike, buried by books,
N is for Natalie, pecked to death by rooks.
O is for Oberon, who faded away,
P is for Penny, just vanished one day.
Q is for Quentin, flattened by a truck,
R is for Regina, who thinks she's a duck.
S is for Simon, impaled on a spike,
T is for Trina, swallowed by pike.
U is for Udo, who drank too much rum,
V is for Valerie, clubbed to death by a bum.
W is for Waldo, who never was found,
X is for Xena, mauled by a hound.
Y is for Yorick, who ate too much sweets,
Z is for Zinnia, mashed up with her beets.