You & Me
You and me, we go on adventures.
Even if we're both old and have dentures.
We are like two peas in a pod,
and we are completely odd.
We like to eat soup with a fork.
We make up funny songs about pork.
I am Pinky, and you are the Brain.
Most people think we're insane.
We love to goof off at the mall.
I am awesome & you aren't very tall.
Your hair is blond & mine is black.
For that short comment, I'll probably receive a smack.
It doesn't matter if we are near or far,
we still don't know what color my eyes are.
I know your strange & you know I'm weird.
What would it look like if we both had a beard?
I am brilliant, but don't know what else to say.
I know forever friends we will stay.
I love you like I love little ducks.
Can you do me a favor & lend me five bucks.