You & Me

You and me, we go on adventures.

Even if we're both old and have dentures.

We are like two peas in a pod,

and we are completely odd.

We like to eat soup with a fork.

We make up funny songs about pork.

I am Pinky, and you are the Brain.

Most people think we're insane.

We love to goof off at the mall.

I am awesome & you aren't very tall.

Your hair is blond & mine is black.

For that short comment, I'll probably receive a smack.

It doesn't matter if we are near or far,

we still don't know what color my eyes are.

I know your strange & you know I'm weird.

What would it look like if we both had a beard?

I am brilliant, but don't know what else to say.

I know forever friends we will stay.

I love you like I love little ducks.

Can you do me a favor & lend me five bucks.