By the time you turn the corner, you will have forgotten the wonderful times we spent together for the last twenty years.
You have someone new, younger and prettier than me obviously, but I can't help but to wish that I knew that you would be a good gather for the children inside me.
Yes, I'm pregnant with your children, twin girls. I'm going to call them Jean and Poppy after my grandmother's. Not that you would care about me or my - our - children. Why should you? You have Tina, blonde slut who lives for sex and nothing else.
Tina is a slut, perfect for you because you are a man-whore. You can just have sex all day.
A/N: This started out regretful but then it turned hateful. R&R please.