Every Freakin' Leap Year

This year the leader must be chosen

Every last one I've been dosin'

Now that I've paid attention

And I've heard all this bitchin'

I wish I had just stayed in bed

And never filled this in my head

Now it's like a bad addiction

Lake as face plant to the ground to feel the friction

Though one good thing about these less that elite

My family can huddle around the T.V. for heat

To insanity it just gets so near

I can't believe this happens every freakin' leap year