An Apology to Iran-Just in Case

Dear Iran,

I'm sorry in advance

If we jump the gun once again

And bomb you.

Politicians say you have The Bomb

That we need to bomb you

Before you bomb us

That's all getting a bit to

Dr. Strangeloveish for me

(Next I'll compose an apology to the Coca-cola company)

So Iran

I don't want another war

But in case we jump the gun

Sorry in advance

Just in case

I wake up tomorrow

In a nuclear holocaust