NOT GET INTO MED SCHOOL
Step 1: Destroy your own health with popcorn, soda, and lack of exercise.
Step 2: Aimlessly scroll through Fiction Press and Fanfiction instead of studying.
Step 3: Writing 50+ unfinished stories and ignore your bad grades.
Step 4: Watch medical dramas.
Step 5: Realize your love for medicine through hospital dramas.
Step 6: Realize that you need a heck of a lot of money to apply.
Step 7: Traffic organs.
Step 8: Get arrested for cutting your neighbor's liver out. (He'd regrow it anyway.)
Step 9: Write about getting arrested for trafficking organs for your "Overcoming Challenges" essay.
Step 10: Flinch their outrageous demands for application processing despite your lucrative trafficking business.
Step 11: Get rejected for not having a good enough personality.
I promise I am not an organ trafficker. Cross my heart and hope to die.
All kidding aside, medicine is a noble calling, and I applaud the doctors who are doing their hardest to see us through this pandemic.