Banking

Standing in line at the bank wouldn't be nearly so bad if a) the general public weren't so annoying and b) if I was actually allowed to take my guns in. Guns apparently make banks nervous for some bizarre reason...

The worst thing about waiting in the bank is there is no way of avoiding idiotic policemen without losing you place in the line. Sometimes I think I should move away from cash only business practices, but then again I think sitting on a PDQ helpline for 8 hours would be more annoying – there are only so many times I can listen to hold music loops for before I blow the phone to pieces.

On second thoughts – me having guns in a bank might actually be a bad idea...