Rubber duck, rubber duck sitting in my tub,
My dog thinks you would make excellent grub.
You float about, skimming about the foamy waters,
What an excellent friend you make for parents' sons and daughters.
Your perfection, your beauty, your lovely yellow sheen,
You may just be made of rubber but boy are you clean.
Spread your wings and take flight, little duck,
Ohwait, you're made of rubber, looks like your out of luck.