Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ms. Jane Doe!
(Ms. Doe, you're late. The show just cannot start without you.)
Look at our performer go! She jumps through rings of fire, flies through the air, and puts her head in the tiger's mouth. (Don't worry about your life. This is your life.)
So dance for us, sing for us (you're not worth a thing to us, you're just fallen stars and painted wings and other broken, useless things.)
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give her a hand!
(But there's just you and me, Ms. Doe, and we're not so sure I exist, either.)
This is where my user name came from. I just thought you guys would like to see it. Enjoy and review!