Sometimes I feel bad for chairs
They get they get sat on all day.
But the really, really bad part, is
That they don't have a say.
From spinning chairs to
Cozy chairs to chairs they
Have at school. The chairs at
Work, the chairs at the theater
The chairs outside of the pool.
The chairs you bring to football
Games, the chairs at the salon,
The toilet the bean bag, the
Rocking chair, the notorious
Futon. Chairs, chairs, so many
Chairs, we torture them each
Day, so let us cheer for these
Poor chairs for letting us treat
Them this way.