About money brazen to the core
what we would call a "cute hoor"
cutting out coupons is never a chore
penny-pinching ways he adores
his long-suffering wife is sore
he's had her duck-taping the floor
"There's no flies on him" I've heard roared
If there is,their dead and paying rent, for sure"
He'll never be 'properly' poor
hides when bills come to the door