I ponder the world

I ponder why nothing rhymes with purple, orange or silver.

Did they do something to upset english writers?

REMOVE ALL WORDS THAT RHYME WITH ORANGE.

REMOVE ALL WORDS THAT RHYME WITH PURPLE

REMOVE ALL WORDS THAT RHYME WITH SILVER.

Dearest linguists -

What you have said is a load of droroange.

If I didn't know better, id say you were a durple.

blah blah blah blah blaaaah dilver.

Dah Dah.